Grumpy old buggers thread

[Saitch]

People in the supermarket **** me.

We'd better not shop together or we'll be looking for bail money!

[DazzaTD5]

We'd better not shop together or we'll be looking for bail money!

Well only if you are standing in the middle of the ****ing isle like some old ignorant lady (they are the worst).
Or standing so close behind me in line that I'm waiting for a touch up on the bot bot, then yeah sure, otherwise I doubt it.

[rick130]

Ooh, you've touched a nerve for me there too Daz!

What is it with the entrance to supermarkets where people stop to have a bloody conversation!
I'm carrying a bloody tool bag and test gear and they don't give you any room to get past.

Or worse, people stop at the bloody top of an escalator or travelator and look around.
I'm geared up and I'm being propelled toward them and can't stop

Just keep walking, please.

[DazzaTD5]

ohhh one more...

Standing in line at the bank, for what seems like hours, because while there are I think 6 teller positions they only EVER have 2 tellers on.
Thank you National Australia Bank for **** all

So the man (said in the loosest of terms) is talking to the teller and he just had that real I'm a total git vibe about him. White short too many sizes too small to be wearing in front of other men or in public, matched with the tight shirt, cap and some form of crap designer runners. I'd mention he had some pommy git accent to match his crap dress sense but some of you might get all precious.

Anyway, he was talking loud enough so everyone in the bank could hear his oh so important conversion and obvious dissatisfaction "well thats no bloody good now is it, oh thank you very much for that, its a business card, what good is it if it aint here for me to collect" soooo on and so fourth this went one. He turns around to share his convo and says to me "pretty useless arent they" My thought screaming in my head was WHY THE **** ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ARSEHOLE but I said "I dunno mate, but having a temper tantrum isnt going to make your card magically appear is it?"

When the lovely lady teller served me, I did tell her how lovely she looked today and thanked her for her time and to enjoy the day.

[DazzaTD5]

Ooh, you've touched a nerve for me there too Daz!

What is it with the entrance to supermarkets where people stop to have a bloody conversation!
I'm carrying a bloody tool bag and test gear and they don't give you any room to get past.

Or worse, people stop at the bloody top of an escalator or travelator and look around.
I'm geared up and I'm being propelled toward them and can't stop

Just keep walking, please.

Yep my common lines are (said with what my friends call dry sarcasm, whatever the hell that means):
*Umm ladies? make some room? (both guys and ladies)
*dickhead place to stand (guys)
*does someone not want to stand in the middle of the isle? (teenages)
*are we all going to just stand here? (teenages)
*can we get through here? (old people)

[4bee]

Just to keep my fav thread going...

*Walk into my local IGA, right in the middle of the main walkway are two salesman talking / kissing whatever, waiting I guess for the store manager. I stop look at them, put my hands out and say "pretty dickhead place to stand" and then they move.

*Waiting in line, social distancing as I do, the guy behind me is right behind me, I always do the look back at the person and move forward, that generally gets the message across. But not this guy, every time I look at him and move forward, he moves right up there behind me. Eventually I turn to him and say "I believe we are all still meant to be social distancing", while pointing to the big red dot and message on the floor.

People in the supermarket **** me.
People on the road **** me.

Colorblind perchance? Are you sure he hasn't got a thing going for you, Dazza? Whatever you do, do not drop any merchandise whilst inspecting it unless said bloke /Pansy is not in your queue

[Fatso]

Just to keep my fav thread going...

*Walk into my local IGA, right in the middle of the main walkway are two salesman talking / kissing whatever, waiting I guess for the store manager. I stop look at them, put my hands out and say "pretty dickhead place to stand" and then they move.

*Waiting in line, social distancing as I do, the guy behind me is right behind me, I always do the look back at the person and move forward, that generally gets the message across. But not this guy, every time I look at him and move forward, he moves right up there behind me. Eventually I turn to him and say "I believe we are all still meant to be social distancing", while pointing to the big red dot and message on the floor.

People in the supermarket **** me.
People on the road **** me.

Could always drop a fart for the close guy in the line should work better than being nice and talking about red dots .

[Saitch]

Could always drop a fart for the close guy in the line should work better than being nice and talking about red dots .

I think that tactic may be fraught with danger, the older you are or get!

[V8Ian]

I think that tactic may be fraught with danger, the older you are or get!

I don't give a .

[4bee]

I think that tactic may be fraught with danger, the older you are or get!

Good point that, one could accidentally **** their breeks. What you'd be looking to achieve is a Clear exit, Any restriction could lead to soiled Jocks & unnaturally coloured legs.