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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoDB View Post
    I get my facts from here:

    DISCO3.CO.UK - View topic - Corona virus jokes

    Despite how grim things are, the Brits can still find a funny side.


    Thank you for - so far - 30 minutes of hilarity !

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    And, glad to see we aren't the only Forum to drift off-topic & all over the place, like this link on there....

    Andre Rieu - Highland Cathedral - YouTube

    EDIT: - I don't want to know how they get away with some of the content....

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    For those mathematically inclined have a look at the daily new cases graph down the page on:

    United States Coronavirus: 9,404,764 Cases and 236,098 Deaths - Worldometer

    The daily new cases increased linearly in the first 2 waves, this time it's exponential.

    DL

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoDB View Post
    Rest assured - plenty of Victorians are keen to get out of Melbourne once allowed to travel more than 25kms and the “ring of steel” is removed. Corona Virus

    Best thing people can do, once it is safe to do so, is get out and about and spend all those record bank deposits and to spend it in Australia. Corona Virus

    In the past you could spot a Melbournian because they were the ones who looked only at the pavement and avoided eye contact - now you will be able to spot them because everyone will be jumping out of the way to avoid any sort of contact. Corona Virus
    I read a story recently about schools on the Sunshine Coast reporting a large number of enrolments for next year of children with Melbourne addresses, so the parents must be getting out.

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    [QUOTE=trout1105;3040923]At the start of this pandemic WA DID lock down and the entire State was divided into several different districts and travel between these districts was stopped.
    Only essential shops were open for business and people stayed at home unless they desperately needed food or medical help and after a few weeks WA BEAT this virus and we have had Months of Zero community transmissions.
    Social distancing is STILL being followed by the majority people as well.

    I really don't give a rats arse IF Victorian's don't want to go on holiday interstate out of "Spite" when the borders finally come down, It's their loss not ours.

    And the Absence of vehicles with Victorian Plates on our Highways in WA towing Caravans who think they are safe traveling in convoy as mobile Roadblock has been a blessing this year .

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    An Ode to Coronavirus

    The wonderful Pam Ayres...now 73 years old and penned her latest ode ~ to coronavirus...
    I'm normally a social girl
    I love to meet my mates
    But lately with the virus here
    We can't go out the gates
    You see, we are the 'oldies' now
    We need to stay inside
    If they haven't seen us for a while
    They'll think we've upped and died
    They'll never know the things we did
    Before we got this old
    There wasn't any Facebook
    So not everything was told
    We may seem sweet old ladies
    Who would never be uncouth
    But we grew up in the 60s -
    If you only knew the truth!
    There was sex and drugs and rock 'n roll
    The pill and miniskirts
    We smoked, we drank, we partied
    And were quite outrageous flirts
    Then we settled down, got married
    And turned into someone's mum,
    Somebody's wife, then nana,
    Who on earth did we become?
    We didn't mind the change of pace
    Because our lives were full
    But to bury us before we're dead
    Is like a red rag to a ​bull!
    So here you find me stuck inside
    For four weeks, maybe more
    I finally found myself again
    Then I had to close the door!
    It didn’t really bother me
    I'd while away the hour
    I'd bake for all the family
    But I've got no flaming flour!
    Now Netflix is just wonderful
    I like a gutsy thriller
    I'm swooning over Idris
    Or some random sexy killer
    At least I've got a stash of booze
    For when I'm being idle
    There's wine and whiskey, even gin
    If I'm feeling suicidal!
    So let's all drink to lockdown
    To recovery and health
    And hope this awful virus
    Doesn't decimate our wealth
    We'll all get through the crisis
    And be back to join our mates
    Just hoping I'm not far too wide
    To fit through the flaming gates!
    Roger


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    Don't forget that the Qld border has never been totally closed. All the southerners had to do was demonstrate they had been outside a hotspot for 14 days and they could get a border pass. If they came from the NT or WA they didn't even need to do the 14 days.
    Lots of southerners just went for a wander for 14 days, got a border pass, came in and stayed. It's safer up here, so why would they leave?
    I'm actually at the Sea World Nara Resort on the Gold Coast tonight - we got a cheap deal. It's busy, but no international visitors, so I've seen it busier. Car park full though.
    In the car park I noticed several vehicles with Qld border passes stuck to the windscreen, meaning they came from the south.
    Here's a nice sunset pic, just to make the southerners jealous. Corona Virus

    Doesn't make me jealous Mick, have got Moonlight, Palm & Cabbage trees a plenty.


    Now where did I put my Lazy Boy?

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    A breakdown of the ADF deployed on operation COVID assist, from August.

    State-by-state breakdown
    *Note: Personnel in Joint Task Group headquarters, supporting roles, and those preparing for tasks are included in overall state-based figures but are not captured in the list of tasks.
    New South Wales – 500 personnel

    • 175 ADF personnel are supporting New South Wales police with border control checkpoints on the New South Wales-Victoria border.
    • 243 personnel are supporting state police quarantine, reception and repatriation efforts at Sydney airport and hotels.

    Queensland – 569 personnel

    • 455 ADF personnel are supporting quarantine compliance management efforts, including at airports and hotels.

    Victoria – 476 personnel

    • 104 ADF personnel are supporting Victoria Police checkpoints.
    • 52 personnel are providing support to the Department of Health and Human Services contact tracing and community engagement efforts.
    • 63 personnel are involved in medical testing initiatives.
    • 27 personnel are assisting in other logistics roles, including the Police Assistance Line call centre in Ballarat
    • 6 personnel are providing support to the Victorian Aged Care Response Centre.

    South Australia – 154 personnel

    • 82 ADF personnel are supporting South Australia Police border control checkpoints.
    • 42 personnel are providing support to South Australia Police quarantine compliance management at a regional hotel.
    • 7 personnel are providing planning and operations support to SA Health.

    Western Australia – 167 personnel

    • 123 ADF personnel are involved in quarantine assistance at hotels and at the Perth Airport.
    • 5 personnel are providing planning and logistics support.

    Northern Territory – 123 personnel

    • 79 ADF personnel are providing support to Northern Territory Police at vehicle checkpoints

    Australian Capital Territory

    • 8 personnel


    3RAR Battlegroup parades before deployment - CONTACT magazine
    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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    Haven't most of those ADF been withdrawn?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    Haven't most of those ADF been withdrawn?
    I know they’re not extroverts but that’s a bit harsh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    Haven't most of those ADF been withdrawn?
    Not at the 20th of October.

    As at 20 October 2020, approximately 2200 personnel are deployed as part of Operation COVID-19 Assist.
    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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