Reply With QuoteWhat does American beer have in common with a canoe?
They're both close to water
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MAN LOGIC
A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child.
The jury asks both the man and the woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child.
The jury hears the woman first.
She says, "Well i carried this child around in my stomach for 9 months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and a part of me".
The jury is impressed and then turns to the man and asks the same question.
The man replies, "okay, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to, me or the machine?"
Cheers Rod
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ChatterBox
What does American beer have in common with a canoe?
They're both close to water
Cheers Rod
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ForumSage
SubscriberI like this one better.
Q. What does XXXX beer and having sex on the beach have in common?
A. They are both ****ing close to water
Dave.
I was asked " Is it ignorance or apathy?" I replied "I don't know and I don't care."
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1996 TDI ES.
2003 TD5 HSE
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SubscriberThree friends from the local congregation were asked " When you are in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say? '
Artie said " I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader , and a great family man. "
Sam said " I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher, and servant of God, who made a huge difference in people's lives"
Ian said " I would like them to say, " LOOK, he's moving!. "
I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food
A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking
Swaggie
I've been working on this now for 10 years and still don't get it.Originally Posted by crump
How do you tell if an elephants been in your fridge?
His footprints are in the butter!!
Bwaaahhh haaar haar!
However, given the recent election I will not ask anybody to "please explain".
Cheers
Slunnie
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ChatterBox
Be a bloody big fridge 😆😆😆I've been working on this now for 10 years and still don't get it.
However, given the recent election I will not ask anybody to "please explain".
Cheers Rod
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ChatterBox
The elephant joke is a classic, if nonsensical.
It starts with....
How do you fit 4 elephants in a mini?
2 in the front and 2 in the back.
Now, tell a few more jokes and then tell the butter joke.
How do you know when an elephant is in the supermarket?
4 footprints in the butter.
Then,
How can you tell when 2 elephants are in the supermarket?
8 footprints in the butter.
Then,
How can you tell when 3 elephants are in the supermarket?
12 footprints in the butter.
Then,
How can you tell when 4 elephants are in the supermarket?
By this stage people are rolling their eyes and usually answer 16 footprints in the butter.
But of course the correct answer is.......
The mini is parked outside
Gotta love Dad jokes!
Loud Mouthed Rat Bag
I must be a Dad. That punch line kills me every time...... Oh wait I am.
Cheers, Billy.
Keeping it simple is complicated.
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SubscriberYep, that ones been a favorite of mine for years.
If you need to contact me please email homestarrunnerau@gmail.com - thanks - Gav.
ChatterBox
Me too. But I tend to have a warped sense of humour at the best of times!
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