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  1. 9th January 2019, 07:29 AM #4821
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    I'm reading a story in braille.
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    A blind bloke I knew picked up a cheese grater. Reckoned it was the most violent short story he ever read!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 67hardtop View Post
    A well placed "comma" there Jokes
    Punctuation can make a world of difference to a text like: "...helping your uncle jack off a horse".
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    Quote Originally Posted by tact View Post
    Punctuation can make a world of difference to a text like: "...helping your uncle jack off a horse".
    Except a comma wouldn't be in that sentenceJokesJokesJokes
    A capital J would make it easy on the eyes..helping you uncle Jack off a horse... still sounds rude though 🤣🤣
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    Quote Originally Posted by tact View Post
    Punctuation can make a world of difference to a text like: "...helping your uncle jack off a horse".
    I like eating friends and family. Or.
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    Quote Originally Posted by donh54 View Post
    A blind bloke I knew picked up a cheese grater. Reckoned it was the most violent short story he ever read!
    I believe Helen Keller told that joke about herself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markf View Post
    I like eating friends and family. Or.
    I like eating, friends and family.
    I like eating, friends, and family.



    Oxford comma!!!
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    It would seem AULRO has become haven for cannibalism.
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