Jokes

**donh54** · 9th January 2019, 07:29 AM

Originally Posted by Eevo

I'm reading a story in braille.
Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.

A blind bloke I knew picked up a cheese grater. Reckoned it was the most violent short story he ever read!

**tact** · 9th January 2019, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by 67hardtop

A well placed "comma" there

Punctuation can make a world of difference to a text like: "...helping your uncle jack off a horse".

**LRJim** · 9th January 2019, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by tact

Punctuation can make a world of difference to a text like: "...helping your uncle jack off a horse".

Except a comma wouldn't be in that sentence

A capital J would make it easy on the eyes..helping you uncle Jack off a horse... still sounds rude though 🤣🤣

**Markf** · 9th January 2019, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by tact

Punctuation can make a world of difference to a text like: "...helping your uncle jack off a horse".

I like eating friends and family. Or.
I like eating, friends and family.

**speleomike** · 9th January 2019, 03:13 PM

Description of what a Wombat does; eats, roots, shoots and leaves.

**vnx205** · 9th January 2019, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by donh54

A blind bloke I knew picked up a cheese grater. Reckoned it was the most violent short story he ever read!

I believe Helen Keller told that joke about herself.

**carjunkieanon** · 9th January 2019, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by Markf

I like eating friends and family. Or.
I like eating, friends and family.

I like eating, friends, and family.

Oxford comma!!!

**cuppabillytea** · 9th January 2019, 08:23 PM

It would seem AULRO has become haven for cannibalism.

**Fifth Columnist** · 11th January 2019, 04:50 AM

I was going to start breeding gun dogs and wondered whether anyone would be able to give me a few pointers.

**350RRC** · 11th January 2019, 07:16 AM

I sometimes fuel up one of my chainsaws with the motor still running.

Flame suit on.

Thread: Jokes