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  1. 31st December 2016, 12:34 AM #3581
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    Sad news. Today we lost the inventor of the protractor.
    He's with the angles now.
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  2. 31st December 2016, 09:41 AM #3582
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    Whats the difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

    Porcupines have their ****** on the outside...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger View Post
    Torn apart with grief even?!
    He really held the family together. I wish he had stuck around a little longer.

    I probably should stop now.
    Yes, or you'll be hooked.
    Cheers, Billy.
    Keeping it simple is complicated.
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  4. 31st December 2016, 09:59 PM #3584
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuppabillytea View Post
    Yes, or you'll be hooked.
    Quite the opposite, I think he has gone loopy.
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  5. 31st December 2016, 10:50 PM #3585
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    How do you circumcise a whale?
    Send down four skin divers.

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  6. 1st January 2017, 08:15 AM #3586
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    Did you hear about the circumcisionist?
    He got the sack.
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    I thought it was the Irish circumciser...

    who got the sack

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarry View Post
    I thought it was the Irish circumciser...

    who got the sack

    I heard it was the short-sighted one
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    They all ballsed it up
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    Quote Originally Posted by jx2mad View Post
    They all ballsed it up
    Or cocked it up...
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