Thread: Jokes

A teenage paper boy was delivering to an apartment complex. All of a sudden, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing nothing but a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and they began to talk. As they talked, her robe slipped open a little, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on underneath. The paperboy breaks into a sweat, desperately trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes of flirting, the woman placed her hand on his arm and said, "Quick, let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now completely naked, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, the paperboy squeaked, "It has to be your ears."

Astounded, and a little hurt the woman retorts- "My ears?! Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100 percent natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist. Look at my skin, not a blemish anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?!"

Clearing his throat, the paperboy stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming...that was me."

I've found out how to make Windows run faster.


I installed the French version.

My Windows went backwards... I installed the Italian version

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Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger

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brilliant, your best yet

I live to please... within the limits of what is acceptable

Thanks Mitch. I nearly scratched a hole in my screen, trying to get rid of your joke.

That full stop could have been from something racist, sexist or obscene. I think it should be removed.