Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by VladTepes

BREAKING NEWS from the ABC

Frankston Melbourne Victoria

Police have found $12 million dollars worth of ice, 6 x AK47's and 200 live hand grenades at a house behind the library in Frankston

Residents are said to be shocked as they did not know that there was a library in Frankston.

Big similar raid in Collingwood some years ago.

Residents were asking the news crews in the street where the meth lab was.

'Behind the library' was the answer.

'What's a library?' the residents asked.

Originally Posted by Eevo

you tried watching oz tv?
i'd rather drive a landcruiser.

Oooh, that hurts! How did you know I had a Landcruiser?

I finally perfected a time machine and I am going to test it.
To be safe, my first test will send me back in time just a few seconds. Here we go: 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1- ENGAGE!


I finally perfected a time machine and I am going to test it.
To be safe, my first test will send me back in time just a few seconds. Here we go: 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1- ENGAGE!


I finally perfected a time machine and I am going to test it.
To be safe, my first test will send me back in time just a few seconds. Here we go: 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1- ENGAGE!


I finally perfected a time machine and I am going to test it.
To be safe, my first test will send me back in time just a few seconds. Here we go: 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1- ENGAGE!

Brilliant Eevo.
The more you think about it the more you think about it the more you think about it.....

I was in a good mood this morning until I started patting a duckling at the park.
Then I started feeling a little down.

Jayzus Eevo! Do you lay in bed in the early hours thinking up these little eggs?


That wasn't meant to be a Yolk either but I see eggsactly where you are coming from.

I bought a pair of shoes with Memory Foam Insoles.
Never again will I walk into a room and wonder what I went in there for.

Originally Posted by 4bee

Jayzus Eevo! Do you lay in bed in the early hours thinking up these little eggs?


That wasn't meant to be a Yolk either but I see eggsactly where you are coming from.

No, C&P, you can tell from the punctuation and capitalisation .