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    I missed going to the gym again this morning, that ten years in a row now.

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    დიდება უკრაინას
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    You've given me an idea.

    I will send that to my youngest brother & replace some of the words with Golf Course references. He might laugh but his missus won't.

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    Just found out my brother is a mime artist.
    He kept that very quiet.
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    I attended the last Olympic games, and noticed an athlete carrying a long stick, so I said "are you a pole vaulter?".
    He replied, "no, I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?
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    When I was younger I was told, because of my Dyslexia, that I would never be any good at poetry.
    Now that I'm older, it appears I have grown out of it as, if given the right clay, I can turn out quite a nice pot or vase.

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    I'm thinking of changing my text font.
    I'm leaning toward Italic.

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