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  1. 7th May 2019, 02:46 PM #5061
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
    When I was younger I was told, because of my Dyslexia, that I would never be any good at poetry.
    Now that I'm older, it appears I have grown out of it as, if given the right clay, I can turn out quite a nice pot or vase.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    What does DNA stand for?
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    groan....

    thats as bad as

    I have CDO...

    ITs like Obsessive compulsive disorder but the letters are in order AS THEY SHOULD BE.....
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    Four bananas and Batman sat on a wall.
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  5. 9th May 2019, 09:24 AM #5065
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    If I had a Delorian, I'd only drive it from time to time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 67hardtop View Post
    If I had a Delorian, I'd only drive it from time to time.
    i was going to tell you a time travel joke, but you didnt like it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    i was going to tell you a time travel joke, but you didnt like it.
    Hahahaha
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    I told my doctor I have a problem with my left ear.
    "Are you sure?", he asked.
    I said, "yes, I'm definite".
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    When I lost the fingers on my right hand in a work accident, I asked my doctor it I'd still be able to write with it.
    He said probably, but I couldn't count on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    When I lost the fingers on my right hand in a work accident, I asked my doctor it I'd still be able to write with it.

    I thought you were going to say something like "Oh that's great Doc, because I couldn't before".

    Weeeeeeelllll, some idiot had to say it & one did.




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