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  1. 21st November 2019, 07:57 AM #5461
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    My wife made me a coffee this morning, and winked at me as she handed it to me.


    I've never been so scared of a drink in all my life.
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    To all those pretentious people who use foreign words to make themselves sound intelligent and well traveled - Stop it!!


    Capiche?
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    people are usually shocked when they find out im not a good electrician.
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    So many judgmental people these days.


    I can tell just by looking at them.
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    My mate told me he doesn't understand cloning.


    I said " that makes two of us".
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    REMLR Registrant No. 436
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    Did anyone see the Chiropractic joke I posted earlier?
    It was about a week back!
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    Does anyone know if it is possible to have a skin graft taken from a buttock to donate to someone who is not a relative?

    Arse skin for a friend.
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    I'm currently on a plane, and the dinner choices are white chicken meat or German sausage. Unfortunately I'm sitting in the last row.


    I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.
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    I was walking my dogs the other night, minding my own business, when a guy asked me, "Are they Jack Russells?".


    I said " No, they're mine".
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