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  1. 28th February 2020, 11:00 AM #5691
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
    Might have been a longer stint if it was with Gypsy Rose Lee!
    Before my time, I had to Google it.
    He'd probably had his bubble and squeak launched at him.
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    Didn't he buy half of NZ to plant trees?
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Before my time, I had to Google it.
    He'd probably had his bubble and squeak launched at him.


    He may have squeaked if the dinner plate had got him in the Nads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    If my memory serves me correctly, Mrs C kept his dinner warm for about nine months.
    He ate her baby?
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    I'm a kiwi and I just got banned from Mitre 10.


    All I wanted to do is stain my deck.
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    If there's one thing that ****es me off it's people exaggerating things.


    If I've said this once, I've said it ten billion times!
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    Never seen anyone drink 20 litres of petrol before but Jerry can
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    Bob and Beryl at the Doctors discussing Bobs health issues, when Doc says to Bob ' I'm going to need a lot of

    samples including urine, sweat, faeces, and semen'. Bob ,being a bit deaf turns to Beryl 'WHAT DID HE SAY?'




    Beryl ,quickly replies 'HE SAID HE NEEDS YOUR UNDERPANTS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    I'm a kiwi and I just got banned from Mitre 10.


    All I wanted to do is stain my deck.
    You been watching the Schaeffer's deck sealant ads on YouTube, Eevo?? Jokes
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