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  1. 1st April 2020, 03:08 PM #5841
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    For her birthday, I bought my daughter an elephant for her room.


    She said, "Thanks dad ".


    I said, "Don't mention it ".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    forgot where im up to in the joke book.

    Joke BOOK! You told us you didn't have a book now make up your mind.
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    Bottle Shops closing as of midnight
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gav 110 View Post
    Bottle Shops closing as of midnight
    That wasn't funny, Gav. Not funny at all!...................
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    Did you know I like dad jokes about eyes?
    The cornea the better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
    That wasn't funny, Gav. Not funny at all!...................
    I didn’t find it funny either
    The missus thought it was so I thought I’d share the pain
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    I heard today that a yacht builder from Port Melbourne has been made to work from home.


    His sails have gone through the roof.
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    Hi guys, Covid - 19 WARNING !! Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down! Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave, toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing.
    The hoover was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over!
    The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip.😬
    The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to ........yes, you guessed it 😝.....pull myself together
    Stay Safe and look after yourselves.
    I hope this put a little bit of a smile on your face .
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