Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by spudfan

The wife and how she looked on our wedding day and the wife how she looks getting ready for bed today...

Jeeessuuuuz Spud! You really do flirt with death some days, or maybe you really do have a death wish. Got an address for us to send flowers?

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Originally Posted by 4bee

Jeeessuuuuz Spud! You really do flirt with death some days, or maybe you really do have a death wish. Got an address for us to send flowers?

I was thinking of auditioning to be the next James Bond..
The irony of the situation is that there are times when I need the wife's help to upload stuff to Aulro. The above post being an example. I got the Mrs to upload the photos but I added the text when she left the room, Yep I think I am definately Bond material.

A multi-millionaire realises that at the price of tradies today it would be cheaper to hire a prostitute than a painter to paint his verandah, so he jumps in is new flash sportscar and drives down to the local red light district and hires a young lady.
When he gets back he asks, "So your fee covers any unusual requests?" she answers "Yes" so he says, "Well here's some paint I want you to paint my porch out the front" about an hour later she comes back inside and he asks "All done?" she replies "Yes and by the way it is Ferrari not a Porsche".

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Originally Posted by spudfan

I was thinking of auditioning to be the next James Bond..
The irony of the situation is that there are times when I need the wife's help to upload stuff to Aulro. The above post being an example. I got the Mrs to upload the photos but I added the text when she left the room, Yep I think I am definately Bond material.

As I recall James wasn't that devious so you have a head start.

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