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  1. 29th November 2022, 11:07 AM #8331
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Doc. "**** me James that smells like Gangrene. Right, off with that leg"'
    They have a far more effective treatment these days. They still amputate, but they do it at the neck. That'll put a crimp in your marathon ambitions.
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  2. 29th November 2022, 01:32 PM #8332
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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    Best advise was stumpy leg was highly likely with out the big drug guns Des. The rotten infection and drugs needed did kill the bone graft and delayed running for a year

    Nurses there rock and would have dragged the Doctors out if needed. Not sure if Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA) is related to Gangrene. It sure stank in my view!

    If it isn't related, it sure sounds like it should be but what has that to do with your hairy arse?
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    I remember many moons ago doing cultures in a Microbiology lab during my undergrad degree. We were taking swabs from our own bodies to see what grew on our skin. Several people had a nice golden orange orb growing on their culture plates. Needless to say the Golden Staph (MRSA) plates were binned rather expediently!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cripesamighty View Post
    I remember many moons ago doing cultures in a Microbiology lab during my undergrad degree. We were taking swabs from our own bodies to see what grew on our skin. Several people had a nice golden orange orb growing on their culture plates. Needless to say the Golden Staph (MRSA) plates were binned rather expediently!
    Very true- its very common and fine UNLESS it gets into open wounds.
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    Behind every angry woman,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xtreme View Post
    who has absolutely no idea
    what he did wrong!
    He needn't worry about that, as she will be sure to tell him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xtreme View Post
    Behind every angry woman,
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    Or right even, but still copped the acid tongue.
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    Arguing with a woman is like reading a Software Agreement.
    In the end you have to ignore everything and click "I Agree".
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