Thread: Jokes

We picked up a rescue dog, who was an old guard dog at a machinery shop. As soon as we got it home, it made a bolt for the door.

Originally Posted by Tins

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Problem Solvered.

Did you hear about the two men who snorted curry powder instead
of cocaine?
One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.

"A Kung Fu student in ancient China goes to meet his wise old master. He says:

"Master, I keep trying but I cannot do the Kick of a Thousand Exploding Suns. . Help me Master!"

His frowning master gives him an anecdote.

"Have you seen the waves of the ocean crashing into the white cliffs while the sun sets, with no apparent purpose to them?"

"Yes Master"

"And have you seen the moon reflect upon the still surface of the lake, a mere reflection, and contemplate the meaning of it?"

"Yes Master"

"And have you seen the flocks of birds flying across the sky at sunset, and wonder about their purpose in life?"

"Yes Master"

"That's your problem! You keep looking at useless **** instead of practicing!""
Running is my silly gig. Failed for my first time- Madona!? 24 km of the Melbourne Marathon. Calling a 1/2 plus 3! More practice needed for this black Duck as well

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

****ing is my silly gig. Failed for my first time- Madona!? 24 km of the Melbourne Marathon. Calling a 1/2 plus 3! More practice needed for this black Duck as well

I've applied the swear filter manually.

Originally Posted by Tins

I've applied the swear filter manually.

Thanks John. I was most offended by that post. Still he could have used the "C" word.

I think I have been here.....

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