
Originally Posted by
V8Ian
Agness Hathaway, Anne to those close to her, was addicted to poker machines. Stratford-on-Avon RSL would ply her with free drinks. That's no longer legal.
Alas, poor Aggie. Frailty, thy name is woman. Bill never got over the fact he had to get his father's permission to marry , as Aggie was up the duff. [and 8 years his senior] Rumour has it she was obsessed with an aristocrat at the local RSL, and when that machine was out of action, was seen sea-gulling vacant machines while their players were out on a wee break [ hence the old saying " like a seagull on a hot chip"] Rumour has it that old ' peg leg' Hamlet , the old sailor from Denmark, used to ply Aggie with cheap wine, to have his way with her , but didn't have a ghost of a chance. A real tragedy, it was.
I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food
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