Thread: Jokes

Chief Wild Eagle:
'When owl flies at full moon, bye bye blackbird'.

'You show me squirrel with acorn, and I show you happy moose.'

Did you hear about the Indian Chief who was addicted to tea?




He drowned in his teepee

Did you hear about the Indian Chief who was addicted to tea?




He drowned in hie teepee

heard it twice actually.

I've always wondered why traffic lights, speed humps, mini roundabouts and contraflow systems are known as 'traffic calming measures'.
All they do is **** me off!

oldie

A Monk begins his training. Every ten years he’s allowed to break his vow of silence.
“Only two words can be spoken so he must choose wisely”. Said the older Monk.


After ten years he chose his two words:
“Food bad” He spat.


After twenty years had passed, he had chosen his words carefully:
“Bed hard” He grumbled.


Then thirty years passed:
“I quit” He said.


The old Monk replied:
“Good you’ve done nothing but complain since you got here”.

'Bark of tree never bitter to hungry squirrel.' Chief Wild Eagle.