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    Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 at me today.
    Luckily my injuries are super fish oil.
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    My wife and I sometimes dress up as Apollo Creed and Adrian Balboa.
    We're going through a Rocky patch.
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    FYI.....
    Insurance companies are warning campers that if their tents are stolen during the night, they won't be covered.
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    I left my wife because she was obsessed with counting.
    I wonder what she's up to now?
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    I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she didn't show up.
    I guess the 2 of us aren't going to work out.
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    I asked my wife if I was the only one she'd been with.
    She said yes, all the others had been nines and tens.
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    Was she talking mm or " ?


    Don't tell me, another sleepless night Eevo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    I asked my wife if I was the only one she'd been with.
    She said yes, all the others had been nines and tens.
    Solid gold Eevo.

    DL

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Was she talking mm or " ?


    Don't tell me, another sleepless night Eevo?
    She was talking how good out of ten, on the toe curling scale.

    If you don't know what that is maybe goog Japanese erotic art.

    Nothing to do with one out of ten blokes or mm or inches.

    cheers, DL

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    The toe curling scale is only effective when she forgets to take her tights off....

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