Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

Asian artist I knew of made his fame using soap film and an aircompressor to draw suggestive pictures on the frozen landscape.

Critics called it Bubble on Tundra.

Took a few minutes, but I got it!

WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA?
A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?'
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple.'
The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.
Oh and
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are the letters used
to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen
and I can't get up!

Oh...They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!!

Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from prison?

He was a small medium at large.

Originally Posted by cripesamighty

In a similar vein, the USA has spent oodles of money developing heat resistant tiles for the heat shields on it's re-entry vehicles. The Chinese have just used wood - oak to be exact!

Actually, the Russians did that too, they used ebony I think. This was back in the early space shuttle missions.

Q.. Have you ever smelled moth balls?

A.. Yes...








Q.. How did you get their little legs apart????

A..

These Moths you speak of must be bigger than Eagles.



Just sayin'

Originally Posted by 4bee

These Moths you speak of must be bigger than Eagles.



Just sayin'

The only thing bigger than Eagles, is Bon Jovi.

Balls? You know this, how?