Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by Tins

でも楽しい

fun is good

Originally Posted by pop058

fun is good

确实

Oldie but a goodie.

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

After a bit of small talk while resuming the journey, the Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

"What's in the bag?" asked the woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."

The Navajo woman was silent for a moment, then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder said, "Good trade."

Originally Posted by Tins

确实

Originally Posted by rick130

Oldie but a goodie.

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

After a bit of small talk while resuming the journey, the Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

"What's in the bag?" asked the woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."

The Navajo woman was silent for a moment, then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder said, "Good trade."

Hang on Rick, you are not that olde. As for your claim to Goodness I'll see if I can get a Personal Sworn affidavit from NSWPOL but you are a Fridgie so that could take some time

Originally Posted by Tins

потому что я могу

You can't go shootin' Cyrillic at me when I don't have the means to shoot back. That's just not cricket Tovarich.

Is that what it is. I thought it looked like the plate of spaghetti I was served last night

A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold
medal.
Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said
'Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian.
He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has.
It ties you up in knots. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that
hold! If he does, you're finished.'
The Irishman nodded in acknowledgement.
As the match started, the Irishman and the Russian circled each other
several times, looking for an opening.
All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Irishman and
wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his
face in his hands, for he knew all was lost.
He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.
Suddenly, there was a long, ungodly, high pitched scream, then a cheer from
the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian
go flying up in the air.
His back hit the mat with a thud and the Irishman collapsed on top of him,
making the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded.
When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked 'How did you ever get out
of that hold? No one has ever done it before!'
The wrestler answered 'Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that
hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles
right in front of my face.
I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my
neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could.'
The trainer exclaimed 'That's what finished him off?'
'Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite yourself down there.'