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    Quote Originally Posted by Alf View Post
    101 uses for a hungry raccoon?

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    sad news

    Got some sad news today, after 7 years of medical training he has been stuck off for 1 minor indiscretion, he slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the job he loves, what a waste of time, money and effort, he's a genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet

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    [QUOTE=Alf;3086596]Got some sad news today, after 7 years of medical training he has been stuck off for 1 minor indiscretion, he slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the job he loves, what a waste of time, money and effort, he's a genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.

    But why a Giraffe?

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    is why


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    დიდება უკრაინას
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    I went to see the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra last week.
    The guy on triangle disappeared.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    I went to see the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra last week.
    The guy on triangle disappeared.
    And the bass and the trumpeters just swam away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 350RRC View Post
    And the bass and the trumpeters just swam away.

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    #1 comment for the year, so far!

    .....not to mention the 'Drummer'.
    'sit bonum tempora volvunt'


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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
    #1 comment for the year, so far!

    .....not to mention the 'Drummer'.

    The blokes from the Horn Section chickened out claiming the water temp took their ardour away.

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    pain management

    A couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.


    Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father.


    He asked if they were interested. Both said they were very much in favor of it.


    The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.


    But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.


    The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.


    At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.


    Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.


    The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.


    When they got home they found the mailman dead on the porch.

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