Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Pffft, depending on your vintage, your elders were making similar derogatory remarks about your choices, when young.
Stovepipes, flares, wide belts with buckles so big they had to be worn on the hip, hipsters, lower than the hips waistband, long hair, short hair, mullets, earrings for blokes, body piercings, pointed shoes, Doc Martins and dozens of other fads. At least, unlike tats, they're reversible when one eventually grows up.

All the things you've so eloquently listed have gone round and round in the endless cycle of 'fashion' and will keep doing so.

The S bend inspection look is new and, I expect, a one hit wonder.

take care, DL

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Pffft, depending on your vintage, your elders were making similar derogatory remarks about your choices, when young.
Stovepipes, flares, wide belts with buckles so big they had to be worn on the hip, hipsters, lower than the hips waistband, long hair, short hair, mullets, earrings for blokes, body piercings, pointed shoes, Doc Martins and dozens of other fads. At least, unlike tats, they're reversible when one eventually grows up.

So it was you who frequently peered through my bedroom Window before going on the tiles. Bastard!

Women with tats do not rate well in my world. If they only realised the problems later in life.


"I love Butch the Mauler" written across their tits & visible on their wedding day for all to see. It will cost them or someone a pretty penny when it is time to get shot of them & the damage to their skin & complexion is huge. Bad luck she was going to marry Frank though.


To be sure the artistry work is short of beautiful but unless they use temporary stick on jobs they are buggered.

Who really wants to go for a quickie only to see Butch the Mauler confronting one's lust?

A tad off putting but maybe, I'm a prude? I heard that.

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Pffft, depending on your vintage, your elders were making similar derogatory remarks about your choices, when young.
Stovepipes, flares, wide belts with buckles so big they had to be worn on the hip, hipsters, lower than the hips waistband, long hair, short hair, mullets, earrings for blokes, body piercings, pointed shoes, Doc Martins and dozens of other fads. At least, unlike tats, they're reversible when one eventually grows up.

Damn, Ian, you really are older than even I gave you credit for...

A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.


Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and also to complain.


Her golf pro, Roy, saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, 'Why are you back in so early? What’s wrong?'


'I was stung by a bee', she said.


'Where?', he asked.
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'Between the first and second hole', she replied.


He nodded knowingly and said, 'Clearly your feet were too far apart.'

Originally Posted by Tins

Damn, Ian, you really are older than even I gave you credit for...

But he is right though.

Is this the, joke with No joke section of; Dorks entertaining themselves with dribble?

Originally Posted by Alf

Is this the, joke with No joke section of; Dorks entertaining themselves with dribble?

Mod hat on. settle petal. It is an open public forum where anyone ( including you and I) can contribute without an expectations of abuse.

Originally Posted by pop058

Mod hat on. settle petal. It is an open public forum where anyone ( including you and I) can contribute without an expectations of abuse.

I heartily disagree. This should be relegated to the Sport Section.