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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post

    Should have went to ....... the other mob.
    There is no eraser on the pencil of life.

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    I used to be a severe narcissist. But I matured and got rid of that. Now I am perfect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    I used to be a severe narcissist. But I matured and got rid of that. Now I am perfect.
    And so humble.
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    My brother called today, He got a message from his Doctor that said they're vaccinating in his bracket now.
    I said,"Thats funny I got mine in the shoulder."
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    I’ve had an urge lately to change all the labels on the spice jars
    No has noticed yet, but my thyme is cumin
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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post
    Looks like they forgot to install the circumfence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gav 110 View Post
    I’ve had an urge lately to change all the labels on the spice jars
    No has noticed yet, but my thyme is cumin

    That must have been a clove run thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    Those South Sydney Rabbitohs collector's flip flops might be rather well made.
    Obviously, they don't trust their Kiwi mates.
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    Quote Originally Posted by POD View Post
    Saw a video of a senator on a subcommittee questioning an admiral about the build-up of troops on Guam- he thought there was a real risk of capsizing the island. The admiral kept a straight face and replied that they were confident that would not happen.
    The Aust. Govt Business Enterprise that I worked for (Overseas Telecommunications Commission/Corporation - for 37 years) had a submarine cable station on Guam. Regrettably I was always the wrong tech. grade to apply for a job there - unless I took a demotion.

    Pictures of the OTC Guam Site (post 2009) – OTVA Member's Blog
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