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Things are getting a little high brow around here....

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Originally Posted by sashadidi

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Possibly escaped the inferno by prompt use of the Chopper whose Hangar doors were wide open. Cynical? Moi?

YEP.


Kaptitan. "**** you lot of Морякs I'm outta here, & don't believe all that crap that a капитан goes down with his ship. Not this ****ing shirker or I might lose my Super."

Originally Posted by 4bee

Possibly escaped the inferno by prompt use of the Chopper whose Hangar doors were wide open. Cynical? Moi?

YEP.


"**** you lot of Matelots, I'm outta here, & don't believe all that crap that a Captain goes down with his ship. Not this ****ing shirker"

The last I heard this a.m. on ABC News was that only one sailor was killed & that was during the recovery/salvage operation.

Yeah roight.


Must have got his/her foot tangled up in a rope or two. Of course, why didn't I think of that?


EDIT.

Strange that a lot of parents still cannot locate their sons through various agencies though. Maybe they went AWOL before she sailed & had a premonition that something bad arse was going to happen?

If they were conscripts & weren't supposed to be on board it is a cover up.

Poor buggers.

It took the Russian military over a week to acknowledge that one serviceman died and two dozen others were missing after one of its flagship cruisers sank in the Black Sea, reportedly the result of a Ukrainian missiles strike.
The acknowledgment happened after families started searching desperately for their sons who, they said, served on the ship and did not come home, and relatives are posing sharp questions about Russia’s initial statement that the entire crew was evacuated.
Russia’s Defense Ministry said Friday in a terse announcement that one crew member died and 27 were left missing after a fire damaged the flagship Moskva cruiser last week, while 396 others were evacuated. The ministry did not offer any explanation for its earlier claims that the full crew got off the vessel before it sank.

Originally Posted by sashadidi

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You can endlessly look at three things: how the fire burns, how the water flows, and how rusnia dies

Originally Posted by Yaroslav Fadeev

You can endlessly look at three things: how the fire burns, how the water flows, and how rusnia dies

Especially when one reads this stuff. We probably know what that is like.

Cheap Chinese tyres bought by corrupt officials to blame for Russia's stalled advance | Daily Mail Online

Originally Posted by 4bee

Especially when one reads this stuff. We probably know what that is like.

Cheap Chinese tyres bought by corrupt officials to blame for Russia's stalled advance | Daily Mail Online

Another champion decision made by the same jokers that made the tyre decisions no doubt.


Zelensky warns of food crisis as Russia blocks ports, attacks grain store and steals locked tractors | Daily Mail Online



Good olde REMOTE LOCKING. Drove 700 Miles & couldn't even use them.



I wonder if it they thought it was just a Hot Wire job but I'll bet my socks they never considered taking them back to where they stole them from?