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  1. 15th July 2022, 12:21 PM #8171
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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    For my daughters birthday, I took her to sit in an orchard for a couple of hours.
    Not quite the Apple watch she was expecting.

    For what you'd pay you could have bought the whole orchard for her.
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    If you understand why pizzas are round, packed in square boxes and eaten as triangles then, my friend, you're well on your way to understanding women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    Huge shout out to those that danced near the speakers in the 60, 70, 80, 90s
    Sorry, can't hear you!!
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    Dad went for a Drive. He ran out of fuel 50km from home near an orchard. With his window down lamenting his mistake, A bee flew up and said to him it could help. It flew off returning 10 minutes later with thousands of bees!

    It told dad to open the fuel cap. All the bees flew in and back out 5 minutes later.

    The Bee told dad to start his car. It fired up and ran perfectly.

    Dad was impressed and thanked the Bee and asked how it did that?









    The Bee replied "Easy it was B Pee"
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    Oh, James! That joke is older than you, still a goodun though.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    What did Jason do when he found the golden fleece?
















    Opened a service station.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    What did Jason do when he found the golden fleece?
















    Opened a service station.
    I knew John Sleigh, maybe his grandfather was HC Sleigh....... as in Golden Fleece. I know it was that family and there were no Jasons.

    The last yacht John had was a 13m Adams called 'Doris VI' and I sailed on it a few times.

    cheers, DL
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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    For my daughters birthday, I took her to sit in an orchard for a couple of hours.
    Not quite the Apple watch she was expecting.
    I did hear a story, probably apocryphal, about the Grandmother who told her grandkids she was getting them iPods for Xmas. She was confused and had bought:

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