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  1. 10th July 2016, 02:21 PM #3341
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    Why did the Duck??

    Because the higher it flew, the fewer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austastar View Post
    Why did the Duck??

    Because the higher it flew, the fewer.

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  3. 10th July 2016, 02:46 PM #3343
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    What's the difference between a canary?


    The ones green and the other ones also yellow.
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    In a similar vein.

    Q: What is the difference between a duck?
    A: One of its legs are both the same.

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    Hi

    Q: Any question whatsoever?

    A: Because bicycles don't have doors!.

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    A Zippo/Hippo

    Q. What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

    A. Ones a large, heavy water loving mammal and the other is a little lighter!
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    Q. What used to be black and white and red all over?

    A. A news paper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d2dave View Post
    Q. What used to be black and white and red all over?

    A. A news paper.
    A Nun rolling down a hill.
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    Cheers, Billy.
    Keeping it simple is complicated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d2dave View Post
    Q. What used to be black and white and red all over?

    A. A news paper.
    A sunburnt zebra
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