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  1. 23rd August 2020, 08:28 AM #6331
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    That's nuts!

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    issolated in the Antarctic

    Did you know there is no Covid19 in the Antarctic?


    Its because they are Ice-o-lated of course
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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    Did you know there is no Covid19 in the Antarctic?


    Its because they are Ice-o-lated of course

    Why do they have fences? To keep the cows/horses/turkeys/ chooks et al in or out?


    I tell yers Scott & Amundsen would not have approved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Why do they have fences? To keep the cows/horses/turkeys/ chooks et al in or out?
    It's the southern-most part of the rabbit proof fence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by speleomike View Post
    It's the southern-most part of the rabbit proof fence.

    Mike
    Wouldn't that be a penguinproof fence?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Why do they have fences? To keep the cows/horses/turkeys/ chooks et al in or out?


    I tell yers Scott & Amundsen would not have approved.
    Well.....

    Scott left the tent to check the fence, after saying to the station hands that he might be gone for some time. Must have been quite a long fence.

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    Uhummm, actually Capt. Oates, but I get your drift
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hogarthde View Post
    Uhummm, actually Capt. Oates, but I get your drift
    Capt. Oates after following the fence for quite some time came across two guys in the wilderness ....
    "Hey, where am I? I have been following this fence and I'm lost"

    The two guys replied ..."Well we are lost also, we were hoping you might know where we are. We were following this fence southwards."

    Capt. Oates replied: "Oh that's a bit of a bad luck if I may say so. I was hoping to get back to civilisation by following the fence north. Anyway I'm Oates, Captain Oates."

    The two guys replied: "Well Jolly nice to meet you Capt Oates, I'm Burke and this is Wills."

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    PS. Maybe I should post this in the conspiracy thread :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by speleomike View Post
    It's the southern-most part of the rabbit proof fence.

    Mike
    No rabbits? Well, it must be working/doing its job then!
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    Thankyou for my morning chuckle.
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