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  1. 14th November 2021, 05:21 PM #7671
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Just trying to work out which is yours Rand.

    Pretty much on a par I reckon.
    The last one of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    The last one of course.

    You would say that. As I said, on a Par.
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    Hearing problems

    I was watching TV last night and my wife came in the living room and said" YOU ONLY PRETEND TO HEAR WHAT YOU WANTA HEAR".

    I said" Aww, dear, you're my only present too, yes I'll have a beer "
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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    I was watching TV last night and my wife came in the living room and said" YOU ONLY PRETEND TO HEAR WHAT YOU WANTA HEAR".

    I said" Aww, dear, you're my only present too, yes I'll have a beer "
    .....and then the fight started.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    I was watching TV last night and my wife came in the living room and said" YOU ONLY PRETEND TO HEAR WHAT YOU WANTA HEAR".

    I said" Aww, dear, you're my only present too, yes I'll have a beer "



    I bet yours doesn't accuse you of having crap hearing at the times she speaks to you from the other end of the house while the TV is giving forth with it's usual **** or at other times while her head is in a cupboard, wardrobe or fridge etc. Then again, maybe she does?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    Speak up James, we didn't hear that.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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