Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

The last one of course.

You would say that. As I said, on a Par.

I was watching TV last night and my wife came in the living room and said" YOU ONLY PRETEND TO HEAR WHAT YOU WANTA HEAR".

I said" Aww, dear, you're my only present too, yes I'll have a beer "

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

I was watching TV last night and my wife came in the living room and said" YOU ONLY PRETEND TO HEAR WHAT YOU WANTA HEAR".

I said" Aww, dear, you're my only present too, yes I'll have a beer "

.....and then the fight started.

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

I was watching TV last night and my wife came in the living room and said" YOU ONLY PRETEND TO HEAR WHAT YOU WANTA HEAR".

I said" Aww, dear, you're my only present too, yes I'll have a beer "

I bet yours doesn't accuse you of having crap hearing at the times she speaks to you from the other end of the house while the TV is giving forth with it's usual **** or at other times while her head is in a cupboard, wardrobe or fridge etc. Then again, maybe she does?

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