Reply With QuoteBritain and America are in a head to head fight to see who can screw themselves over the worst. Britain is in the lead, but America has a trump card...
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SubscriberDublin, in the 80's. An American and his wife are walking in the city, when the Wife spots an old man, sitting outside a pub, fishing line in hand, with the line dangling in a pothole in the road. The Woman whispers to her husband " Oh, that poor man. Obviously demented, we must extend the hand of friendship, and be nice to him. " Hubbie agrees."We will show him some American hospitality, " They take the confused old gent into the pub & buy him a whiskey. Then another. Hubbie cant help himself, he says " I see you are fishing, how many have you caught" [ trying to be nice. ]
" You are the eighth , " said the old fella, " now if you don't mind, I think I will bait up again".
I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food
A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking
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SubscriberBritain and America are in a head to head fight to see who can screw themselves over the worst. Britain is in the lead, but America has a trump card...
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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me.
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I was asked " Is it ignorance or apathy?" I replied "I don't know and I don't care."
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Walking along the beach, a man found a bottle. He picked it up and rubbed it, when a genie popped out and said , you are granted one wish. He said he wanted to live forever. No, no, no, I can't grant you that wish. Then he said, I want to die when the they win the election and make Australia debt free. You cunning Ba?.. she said.
Last edited by p38arover; 1st July 2016 at 09:48 AM. Reason: Deleted political comment
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SubscriberPosted 22 days ago post No. 3290
Plagiarism?
Dave.
I was asked " Is it ignorance or apathy?" I replied "I don't know and I don't care."
1983 RR gone (wish I kept it)
1996 TDI ES.
2003 TD5 HSE
1987 Isuzu County
YarnMaster
No laziness, i only read the last page , SWMBO sent it to meOriginally Posted by d2dave
Posted 22 days ago post No. 3290
Plagiarism?
Enjoy folk the election, tomorrow i start at 0500 a stock take, as least i have not seen any political waffle.
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That joke is so old, it could be dead tomorrow.
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SupporterHow did our grandparents killed time when there were no Smartphones and Internet?
I already asked my mom, her seven sisters and nine brothers,
but no one seems to know.
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SubscriberBobby Charlton was asked how he thought the England Team of '66 would have fared against Iceland.
"I think we'd have won 1-0" he replied.
"Only 1-0" said the Reporter.
"Yes" said Bobby. "Most of us are in our 70's now!"
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A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station.
"I have an interesting case here," he says. A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.?
"Have you arrested her" asks the sergeant.
"No, not yet. The floor's still wet."
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